D Y N A M I C-D U O

THA DREAM TEAM

2003-07-03T05:17:45Z

Unfuckwithable

drew got his head peed on

2003-06-17T03:42:28Z

how dare he

True Story....

2003-06-06T22:29:59Z

The Setting:Sticky Rice
The Characters: Dude and Slut

Slut grabs Dudes cock...

Dude:Thats my cock and balls
Slut:I know...your cock should be in my mouth

saturday night!!!

2003-05-01T03:43:27Z

dont miss it...
may 3 at chopstix
doors at 10 pm

soft complex+ one lust

w/ dj drew

four bones

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2003-03-25T07:04:13Z

BOMBS78: GO AWAY
SFWhat Angel: am i scaring you?
BOMBS78: YES
BOMBS78: im going to block you
SFWhat Angel: dont!
SFWhat Angel: gawd
SFWhat Angel: my mom is comming tomorrow.
BOMBS78: cool.
SFWhat Angel: i have to move
BOMBS78: good.
BOMBS78: back to nova!!!?!???!?
SFWhat Angel: you wish!!!
BOMBS78: damn.
SFWhat Angel: i have to find a new apartment to live in
BOMBS78: try nova
SFWhat Angel: im nevergoing back to nova
BOMBS78: i heard they have good shit up there
SFWhat Angel: whatkinda shit?
SFWhat Angel: what drugs can you find around here?
BOMBS78: what do you want???
SFWhat Angel: what can you get?
BOMBS78: almost everything. i specialize in crack

this is a true conversation- a friend thought she was talking to jason but it was me.

2003-02-23T07:27:30Z

now who's the asshole...

Plumaffair: why are you moving if you don't mind me asking
Plumaffair: but its good you are getting away from richmong
Plumaffair: richmond
Backxfire: i dont know why
Plumaffair: well I mean like there is soo much more than just this city
Backxfire: like what?
Plumaffair: haha
Backxfire: i need something more...
Plumaffair: yeah richmond gets very old after a while
Backxfire: i know
Backxfire: no clubs to dance at LOL
Plumaffair: haha what dc has mad clubs
Plumaffair:
Plumaffair: Spilt Milk at RedMousetrap and Bliss at the Black Cat
Plumaffair: and Wag at Metro Cafe
Plumaffair: you'll have lots of fun
Backxfire: wow
Plumaffair: haha
Plumaffair:
Plumaffair: and NoVa /DC girls are much nicer than richmond oneshaha
Backxfire: really?
Backxfire: you are here
Plumaffair: yeah but I'm from NoVa
Plumaffair: haha
Plumaffair: and I don't like richmond much
Plumaffair: thats why I am moving too
Backxfire: where?
Plumaffair: as soon as I graduate to nyc
Plumaffair: I am gonna go to school up there
Plumaffair: grad school
Plumaffair: so are you gonna still be in your band down here
Backxfire: what band?
Plumaffair: stop acting weird
Plumaffair: aren't you in count me out --- the lead singer
Backxfire: yeah, we broke up though
Plumaffair: ohh I'm sorry
Plumaffair: I didn't know
Plumaffair: so what are you gonna do in DC
Backxfire: live in a closet
Plumaffair:
Plumaffair: hahano that will be me in nyc
Backxfire: alrighty!
Plumaffair: haha
Backxfire: yay!
Backxfire: LOL
Plumaffair:
Backxfire: :):-)
Plumaffair: haha
Plumaffair: anyways what made you decide to leave richmond
Backxfire: i cnat really tell you over online
Plumaffair: okay thats cool
Plumaffair: are you gonna go to that party tomarrow night
Backxfire: WHERE!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
Plumaffair: Its happening at the Orange Door Gallery down Broad street
Plumaffair: its a B-day party
Backxfire: oh joy!!!
Backxfire: yay
Plumaffair: haha
Plumaffair: yeah yeah
Plumaffair: but it should be fun
Plumaffair: you know how these things are
Plumaffair: anyways if you are there then I shall see you
Plumaffair: when do you leave
Backxfire: oh noooo
Plumaffair: huh?
Backxfire: i dont want to go now
Plumaffair: you don't want to leave for dc
Plumaffair: ?
Plumaffair: haha
Backxfire: naw
Backxfire: me sad now
Plumaffair: awww
Backxfire: me like crunch
Plumaffair: well dc is only 2 hours away not even
Backxfire: really?
Plumaffair: stop
Plumaffair: acting werid
Plumaffair: don't let your "mean" friends influence you
Backxfire: who?
Plumaffair: haha
Plumaffair: anyways you seriously seem nice so stay that way
Plumaffair: its much easier to be nice
Backxfire: wealy?
Backxfire: who's mean?
Plumaffair: your friend that has been telling people that I bother him
Plumaffair: and having random girls coming up to me
Plumaffair: telling me to stop bothering their friend
Plumaffair: thats who
Backxfire: who garth?
Plumaffair: nooooooo
Plumaffair: your other friend
Backxfire: charlie?
Plumaffair: yes
Backxfire: what!
Plumaffair: please
Backxfire: who did he tell that to?
Plumaffair: I don't remember her name but she came up to one of my friends and told her to tell me to stop bothering charlie
Plumaffair: as if
Plumaffair: I have much better things to do
Backxfire: hahaha
Plumaffair: haha
Backxfire: i dont think he said that
Plumaffair: I don't care because I think its funny
Plumaffair: he can't say it himself
Plumaffair: so has to get girls to
Plumaffair: but whatever
Backxfire: what!
Plumaffair: dude this girl was serious she all got up in my friends face
Plumaffair: and was like your friend needs to stop bothering charlie blah blah blah
Backxfire: what did she look like?
Plumaffair: typical richmond girl
Plumaffair: I don't know she pointed her out to me but I wasn't paying much attention
Backxfire: come on..
Plumaffair: because she didn't have enough guts to tell me herself
Plumaffair: so whatever
Plumaffair: lame
Plumaffair: anyways back to my conversation you seem really nice and I hope it all works out for you
Plumaffair: and tell charlie if he has something to say-- to say it to my face
Plumaffair: Instead of getting these dumb girls to talk for him
Plumaffair: bye take care

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.....

2003-02-13T07:10:35Z

......

SO i'm not gay or anything.....

2003-02-04T08:43:02Z

.....but when i see cute boys wearing pink it just gets me excited. I mean i totally get a semi. I heart boys in pink.

The loudest fart ever.....

2003-02-04T08:22:14Z

...was released by me tonight in Ipanema. The earth shook.

liana = lame

2003-01-31T07:55:39Z

...nice movie

Liana is a.....

2003-01-29T08:08:02Z

...SLIZUT!!!!!!!

I WANT 2 PAIR....

2003-01-29T08:07:22Z

....I NEED 2 Pair

oi oi heavy

2003-01-25T01:48:55Z

street level oi oi heavy oi

UK MOTHERFUCKERS

2003-01-11T01:51:49Z

THE STREETS...

we're tight.

2002-12-15T07:31:03Z

by the time anyone reads this, we will be in europe!!!!!!!!

I NEED WEED IN MY LIFE

2002-12-08T16:35:51Z

i need weed in my life.. i need weed in my life

ASS N TITTIES

2002-12-06T22:01:09Z

2 ASS 4 TITTIES.....ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES...ASS N TITTIES

THIS JOURNAL SUCKS

2002-11-26T18:42:49Z

STAY OUT OF OUR BUSINESS WORST GIRLS!!!

313 FOR LIFE..

2002-11-20T18:40:31Z

ok, everyone reply to this post. i want to get the most replies to one post of all time on LJ.. TRICKS

FUCK THE FREE WORLD!!!!!

2002-11-20T07:37:38Z

313 NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS JOURNAL

2002-11-19T19:44:16Z

is not over

THIS JOURNAL

2002-11-19T06:19:58Z

is over.

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays...

2002-11-18T21:07:45Z

...

YES MOTHERFUCKER!!!

2002-11-17T18:55:35Z

What Office Space character are you?
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WE MET A STRIPPER LAST NIGHT!

2002-11-17T08:59:38Z

THANKS DREW
THANKS MOOSE